I've been teaching self defense in Gotham for a few years now, but every once in a while someone astounds me.
I've taken to teaching situational self-defense for women, and today this lady wanted to be sure she could defend herself if she was coming home from work. Business suit, high heels, all that shit. So my assistant Barry gets into the puffy self defense suit to attack her. She throws him to the ground hard enough to make the floor shake, then stomps on him so that the heel of her shoe goes through most of the padding.
Don't know if she's one of those vigilantes or a villain in training, but keep an eye out for shoe wounds. And don't try mugging any forty-odd black women in high heels and a business suit, 'cause you never know.
I've taken to teaching situational self-defense for women, and today this lady wanted to be sure she could defend herself if she was coming home from work. Business suit, high heels, all that shit. So my assistant Barry gets into the puffy self defense suit to attack her. She throws him to the ground hard enough to make the floor shake, then stomps on him so that the heel of her shoe goes through most of the padding.
Don't know if she's one of those vigilantes or a villain in training, but keep an eye out for shoe wounds. And don't try mugging any forty-odd black women in high heels and a business suit, 'cause you never know.